411 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Real Fart"

A brand new macbook box is so tight that lifting the lid won't open it; you have to wait for the bottom to slide out and drop. This results in a vibration that sounds a lot like a strange fart sound.

First thing my husband did when my new zoom h4 pro arrived: recorded his fart for me as a symbol of our unconditional love for each other. You can even hear a pressure wave. Hubby yeahhha.

Sound of diarrhea on my mouth.

Recording of a small plastic toy ball which, when moved, makes a rain-like sound. Recorded and processed at 24bit 96khz using the tascam dr-40 linear pcm recorder. Processing: gain-staging and soft high and low frequency filtering. No eq boost or cuts anywhere else. Also de-noised.

Recorded and processed at 24bit 48khz using the tascam dr-40 linear pcm recorder. Processing: gain-staging and soft high and low frequency filtering. No eq boost or cuts anywhere else. Also de-noised.

Recorded and processed at 24bit 48khz using the tascam dr-40 linear pcm recorder. Processing: gain-staging and soft high and low frequency filtering. No eq boost or cuts anywhere else. Also de-noised.

Playing with and handling flarp.

Fake fart sounds i made with my mouth. Have fun.

A rather flatulent one-shot. Root note c4.

I ate too way too much curry and got prodigious amounts of gas! (and added a bit of delay to this one).

I ate too much curry and got gas!.

I ate too much curry and got gas!.

There is no excuse. Chattering synth, farts, bleeps and bloops. All the worst.

Recording of a cardboard being finger scratched. Recorded and processed at 24bit 96khz using the tascam dr-40 linear pcm recorder. Processing: gain-staging and soft high and low frequency filtering. No eq boost or cuts anywhere else. Also de-noised.

Better set on monoaural on your daw if possible due to the off-center recording. Having been a bit ill on some rich iron content food i couldn't stomach (offal it was, it was the sheep fried liver who was the culprit - the very rich iron content upset my stomach pretty bad - was looking for something "new". ). Keep in mind that i am unable to do this as a request for obvious reasons including health, livelihood and risk of damage to equipment. I tried very hard to avoid shaking the zoom as not to make the wobbling sounds. If i am ill again, i'll use my ma-2 (microphone stick) and gravity microphone stand and get a real good recording of real vomiting but keep in mind this was recorded in my showerroom so some er may occur.

I won't do this until the coast is clear.

Recorded by zoom h2n in the bathroom of my house.

Electro drone fart.

Bitcrunched fartrecorded on crappy chromebook micbitcrunched in audionodes.

This is my impression of a flatulent arachnid, or "spider fart" which if referenced by a woman in an old-timey southern mansion, might be pronounced as "spidah-faht". This seemingly odd spelling and like-wise pronunciation, perhaps worthy of explanation, would be on account of their ". . . Well known and often satirized dropping of "r's" in times when they precede another consonant or pause, which has the effect of elongating the pronounciation of the vowel before it. " as ray kooyenga explains it. Delving deeper, according to j. Fought who seems to agree, this was a originally a "southern english dialect associated with priveledge and prestigem" and in certain geographies of the southern and south eastern united states migrants "clung to such speech through its association with the influential proprietors of the southern plantation agricultural system. ". The use in "faht" has also another common southern linguistic trait of what the preceding gentleman might term a "confederate a". And so this, is the "spidah-faht" or "spider fart" if you prefer, as performed by ray anthony mimicking the fairly common species "arachnid flatulence gigantous".

Created with samplisizer 1. 2 @szymalix.

Recording of a button sound from a vintage teac hi-fi stereo amplifier. Recorded and processed at 24bit 96khz using the tascam dr-40 linear pcm recorder. Processing: gain-staging and soft high and low frequency filtering. No eq boost or cuts anywhere else. Also de-noised.

Hey everyone!. Feel free to use this sound in all your projects. Thanks!.

This is a foghorn-like sound that i created using an accidentally recorded poot from a friend. I stretched the sound bite a few times while lowering the pitch, added a couple different reverb effects, and then finished it with some parametric eq, raising the bass, and using a low pass filter to cut out the high frequencies. If you would like the original poot sound, i have also uploaded it as fart sound 1.

Recorded modular synth.

It aint much but it's honest work. Recorded on a tascam dr-40 using it's built in mic.

This is as named, how i made these is not important. Ideally i imagine these appearing in a victorian period drama.

This is as named, how i made these is not important. Ideally i imagine these appearing in a victorian period drama featuring benedict cumberbatch.

Acchidentally recorded this fart while mic was on, a bit noisy but i think in can be cleaned quite nice,.

Bean beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you too. Includes fart sample. Enjoy!.

The first recording ever, on my dads mouth harmonica. I am charmed by it. This harmonica is in the key of g, it's a seydel sohne blues harmonica. Mondharmonica in dutch. Recorded in my bedroom, on a samson c01upro condenser microphone.

Got some water coming out of a faucet and down the sink drain. Recorded at a high volume on a tascam dr-07. The hiss is what it is. . . Though if you play it at a low volume (or use a noise remover) it should come out fine. Remember, freesound. Org previews audio at a low quality!.

Hey everyone!. Feel free to use this sound in all your projects. Thanks!.

Recorded on zoom h4n. 5 comically loud and obnoxious fart noises suitable for scatological humour.

This is the sound of trying to squeeze the last dregs of liquid hand soap from a 60-oz plastic container. It has no excuse for sounding this rude. Recorded opportunistically under non-ideal circumstances (including noise floor and clock ticking in background), using the built-in mic on an iphone 7. No processing was done except splicing multiple takes into one file, and transcoding to wav.

A cartoony "raspberry/watermelon seed spit" effect.

Tons and tons of random effects played over the length of transposing static noises, then more reverb, plus effects. More noise, resampled,. . Etc etc. If virus' for your computer could talk. . This is what it would sound like.

This is not the actual sound of a bug being killed. That is a much shorter sound. This is the sound that comes when the bug zapper is first plugged in. It's the startup sound. I use it for my text notification. My wife says that it sounds like a fart.

This is as named, how i made these is not important. Ideally i imagine these appearing in a victorian period drama featuring adrien brody and sam neill.

I just recorded this on my phone whilst i was chilling in the conservatory atont the back of my house. . . The heavens literlly opened for a very heavy shower of. . . You will hear the rain on the roof and i move the phone closer and further away from the roof so to get a good soundrange. . I also open the door and let the recording pick up the natural outside showering and rain gushing over the gutters hitting the patio and back step. . Also i splutter a couple of times but its background. . Oh and a whistle at the end. . . Any changes or requests please feel free to ask/get in touch. . !!enjoy the golf all /=].

Recording of a plastic grid which resembles plastic sounding gears. Recorded and processed at 24bit 96khz using the tascam dr-40 linear pcm recorder. Processing: gain-staging and soft high and low frequency filtering. No eq boost or cuts anywhere else. Also de-noised.

This is the lead-up to "nothing to wear. " i'll not post any of the follow-up unless it is requested.

Recorded and processed at 24bit 96khz using the tascam dr-40 linear pcm recorder. Processing: gain-staging and soft high and low frequency filtering. No eq boost or cuts anywhere else. Also de-noised.

Created some laser gun sounding effect. Played in different tones incase you wanted to use them for different weapons or whatever you want to use them for.

Playing with hair gel tube, making some gross noises. Please, consider listening my music on bandcamp:. Https://mrthenoronha. Bandcamp. Com/album/mstech-educational-projects-soundtrack.

These samples are created to work with the vg trumpet for ni kontakt. For information about vgtrumpet pleasr visit www. Vgtrumpet. Comthe sample was recorded with a pair of neumann u 87 mics and mastered in sound forge pro 10. The sample was recorded at full 24bit/44. 1khz depth to capture every detail. Here are some sound examples:http://vgtrumpet. Com/http://www. Youtube. Com/watch?v=ffoa8zj0ktehttp://www. Youtube. Com/watch?v=9apw8ufklucvg trumpet soft is a bb trumpet that has been recorded and programmed as a very high quality kontakt instrument with a custom graphic interface. Each note was individually sampled to achieve maximum realism. Vg trumpet will give you the intimacy, warmth and the natural sound of a real instrument. It’s straightforward and easy-to-use interface with advanced kontakt scripting allows for incredibly realistic phrasing and performance. If you’re in the market for brass sounds, you simply must check it out….

First person farts made by myself.

Sound of human fart. Sound recorded with a zoom h4n pro. Son d’un pet humain. Son enregistré avec un zoom h4n pro. My sounds are licensed under the creative commons 0 license but it would be a pleasure for me to hear your work so doesn’t hesitate to comment or to send me a message with your work :).

Sound of human fart. Sound recorded with a zoom h4n pro. Son d’un pet humain. Son enregistré avec un zoom h4n pro. My sounds are licensed under the creative commons 0 license but it would be a pleasure for me to hear your work so doesn’t hesitate to comment or to send me a message with your work :).

Sound of human fart. Sound recorded with a zoom h4n pro. Son d’un pet humain. Son enregistré avec un zoom h4n pro. My sounds are licensed under the creative commons 0 license but it would be a pleasure for me to hear your work so doesn’t hesitate to comment or to send me a message with your work :).